What Would A Guy Without Pants Twitter?

Kevin Dugan's What Would Jesus Twitter got the ball rolling. I picked up where Drew left off with, What Would Mickey Mouse Twitter? (Scott Monty contributed Sherlock Holmes, Bryan Person offered Australian business communicator Lee Hopkins and Joe C added Abe Lincoln.)

WHAT WOULD A GUY WITHOUT PANTS TWITTER?

(Photo credit: Marshall Gorman Jr)

10.  Morning Tweets - I'm not wearing pants! Again!

9.  The whole "boxers v briefs" thing - isn't it obvious?

8.  Damn. Missed the Improv Everywhere meetup.

7.  Carbonara is just elbow pasta, eggs, cream and pancetta? I've seen it with peas sometimes. Can you use pine nuts?

6.  Considering a wax.

5.  It's not just me. Everyone's doing it.  http://rurl.org/mmv

4.  Blogger Social, Saturday night, about 2:00am - I'll be there. Without pants, 'natch.

3.  Either it's really windy or Senator Craig is nearby.

2.  @fakeguywithoutpants - How original.

1.  Shoes. Shirt. What do you mean, "No Service?"